Okey yes I read fanfiction and that is nice and all but there are a few things that just bothers me about them... at least those who are to stupid to realize the more logic things. The reason why I am wrighting this in English is so maybe some of you can read this some day and realize what pestering idiots you have been all along!
So when I read fanfiction I don't expect masterpieces, I don't expect people to be great novelists and I can even look past some horrid characterizations... but the thing I just can't see past is when people get the obvious things wrong. The things I'm going to focus on here are Legilimens and Time Turners.
First we can take Legilimens. It isn't the same thing as reading someone’s mind! Get it? Well obviously you don't... so let me break it down for you. Snape even explains this in book five so I really shouldn’t have to tell you this AND you even get to see how it works a lot of times… *sigh* Well anyways, legilimens is a way of reading someone’s memory more that it is reading a persons thoughts. Snape can se Harry’s memories and he forces them out. A good example of this is in Harry’s sixth year when Snape wants to have proof that Harry had his book and he used legilimens and Harry couldn’t stop him. What happened? The picture of the book appeared in his mind not the thought about the book. If Snape could have heard everything that Harry was thinking on the other hand he would probably have heard that yes Harry had the book and yes he had used that spell and so on… now all he saw was the book and when Harry gave him the wrong copy Snape couldn’t be sure about it. I think he was but because he couldn’t prove it he let it go. Snape forced out Harry’s memory of the book as proof. You can also feel some of the people’s emotions when using legilimens and that is how you can tell if a person is lying or not. That is what Voldemort also does when he uses legilimens. If you are skilled with ocklumency you can avoid the whole thing. But saying that Snape can read Harry’s every though and can punish him for them is wrong, wrong, WRONG!
On to the time turners… you can’t change the future with a time turner! There I said it, did it hurt you? Confuse you? Of course it did you dimwit! Everyone claiming that they go back and fourth in time and changing things have not read the third book. They just couldn’t have. If they you did read the third book and still thinks that you can change the future should… well there is just no hope for you. Burn the books and forget you ever saw them because you’re too stupid to grasp even the tiniest shred of logic. What you do with a time turner is basically nothing but creating the future as it should be. Everything that Hermione and Harry did in book three they were suppose to do, they did do it, and they did not change anything. Harry saw himself using his patrunus and then he did, they thought that Buckbeak had been put to death but they realised that he hadn’t… get it now? If you don’t then as I said you should probably think about a career as lab rat but that would be an insult to the rats that have far more intelligence then you! Read the third book again and tell me even one time when Hermione and Harry changed the future not just did everything like they were suppose to? You can’t you say? THAT’S BECAUSE YOU CAN’T!
That’s all from me, hope I have pounded some sense into you at least.
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